A Day at the Office for Dr. Brutal, Psychiatrist

Miss Typical Teen asks Dr. Brutal: "Am I really 'bipolar'? My Mom and school counselors think this is just a teenage phase."

Dr. Brutal replys:: "No, not at all. But your insurance will pay me good money if I code it that way. Besides, I've got power over all of them."

Miss Typical protests: "But if I'm not really bipolar, then why can't you talk about the real issues in my life?"

Dr. Brutal: "Don't tell anyone, but I've not an ounce of training in handling young women. I'm just clueless. Just take my multiple prescriptions and let's numb out your pain and issues. I deserve easy, big insurance bucks or I'll get your Mom to pay. Hey, your time is up."

 

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