- Prosecutor: "Dr. Drugshock, how do explain all these overcharges to patients who trusted you?"
- Dr. Drugshock: "That was part of their treatment. You see, these patients, being emotionally immature, misguidingly place their trust in the wrong places. They must be weaned of that."

Amen!

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“Psychologic activities began in earnest in the mid-nineteenth century. From the beginning, psychs were most concerned with the suppression of individual liberty. For this reason, they are the darlings of governments.” Lorenzo Samuel.

Ah, but Mr. Samuel, you miss the point. A person can only be happy if he or she conforms to normalcy. Isn’t that worth giving up a little personal freedom?

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- Patient (upon receiving a large bill for psych services): "Doctor, I don't recall receiving these services or even being here on some of the days listed."
- Psych: "If you can't even remember simple details like these, how do you expect to get well?"

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- What's the difference between a shrink and a legitimate doctor?
- One is crazier than the patient.

Lawrence Wiley, List owner, Copyright (c) 1998

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