The Wonders of Modernity
Oh the wonders of modern Psychiatry
AD's, Electroshock and Lobotomy
Produced a "Work-of-It's-Tender-Arts" like me
It's "Modern", can't be barbarity..It's the "results" that count
You "delusionals" may mount your assault
On the Mighty Fortress Vault of Truth and the American Way
See where it will get you, Society is in our pocket, hey!
Cost-Effectiveness is of paramount consideration
After all, someone must be concerned with the productivity of the nation!A tax payer you have failed to be
So stubborn also, to have resisted Psychiatry..
Wish we could do more than put you out to pasture, says Newt
Someone ought to see that you get Screwt!
We'd like to silence your whiney pout
Without producing a media attention grabbing rout!Psycho-Quackiatrists by the legion
Infiltrating every region
Heaven too will cease it's mirth
When it becomes just another outpost of mental Hell(th)
And there's Psychiatric Peace on Earth!God in his Awe-Inspiring Wisdom refrains
From interfering in these dangerous and harmful games
He's writing his Histories, drinking malt..
Then he'll file them in the Mighty Fortress Vault!
©6/10/96
Captain Cal